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Post by Vincent Valentine on Nov 16, 2006 22:11:21 GMT -5
Because Kris rocks like the 1970's, man. Respect knuckles!
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Post by Squall Leonhart on Nov 16, 2006 22:18:01 GMT -5
The A-Team.
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Post by Larxene. on Nov 16, 2006 22:47:03 GMT -5
Just 'cuz I think you're the best Cid I've ever seen. -Joins, a'course.-
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Post by Squall Leonhart on Nov 16, 2006 22:54:02 GMT -5
Just 'cuz I think you're the best Cid I've ever seen. -Joins, a'course.- She'll be asking for your number next, look out! Ha.
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Post by Captain Cid A. Highwind on Nov 17, 2006 0:26:01 GMT -5
Gah! What is this unsolicited praise?! You guys are Goddamned hilarious. I think ya forgot the option of "I hate the ol' bastard" in your poll choices, though.
...and you're right I rock like the fuckin' 1970's... I was BORN in the 1970's!
Now, I gotta go close the windows because some retard just ran over a damn skunk out on the road and I'm bein' gassed out here...
Askin' for my number? Christ, I ain't no cradle robber! No, no.... *laughs*
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Post by Tseng on Nov 17, 2006 2:19:09 GMT -5
Man. I LOVE THIS GUY. In a completely platonic way, a'course.
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Post by Captain Cid A. Highwind on Nov 17, 2006 3:13:06 GMT -5
Better be in that platonic way... You come askin' for my number and we're gonna tangle! Cid Highwind don't swing that way.
I've got two loves:
1) Flyin'. 2) Women.
So, unless Tseng is the name of some new ass airship, I ain't takin' a ride.
*laughs hard*
(God, I'm dyin' here... Damn near gonna wet my drawers from laughin'.)
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Post by Tseng on Nov 17, 2006 3:19:04 GMT -5
OMG! That was so corny it was snort cola out my nose funny. And no, I ain't no airship nor am I a woman, so I won't be looking for a ride from ya. Save maybe in that airship cause it kicks ass. 'sides that, I'm happily taken. No worries! I wont hit on you and you wont gut me with your spear and serve me up as a Tseng-kabob and we can live in peace and harmony...well...as peacefull as a Turk and an AVALANCHE member ever get. I'm not getting you any presents for Christmas, that's for sure.
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Post by Captain Cid A. Highwind on Nov 17, 2006 3:32:21 GMT -5
Wait... now... maybe I was hasty... I mean, I do like me some Christmas presents and I'm REAL easy to shop for. Yup... A good gift certificate to the hardware store makes me a happy guy!
Yeah, I can take ya on one've my ships sometime, but we'll just keep it friendly. I ain't takin' showers with ya in the wee hours of the mornin', Tseng. If we keep that understandin', I won't be inclined to show ya the finer points of spear fightin', pun probably intended. I do hear that you Turks go great with BBQ sauce, though.
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Post by Tseng on Nov 17, 2006 3:38:49 GMT -5
Perhaps I spoke too soon? I could arrange for a paid shopping trip to a hardware superstore for a trip up in that fine aircraft you pilot. Of course, I'll keep my bathing habbits to myself and I do prefer to bathe alone. And I believe Reno would go better with BBQ sauce, hot head that he is. I, myself, would probably do better with sweet and sour or teriyaki. Just a suggestion.
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Post by Captain Cid A. Highwind on Nov 17, 2006 3:42:39 GMT -5
I'll keep that in mind next time I get them weird cannabalistic cravings again. I'm thinkin' Reno's average blood/alcohol level might just make him toxic to eat, though. That, or I'd be completely shit faced after just a small servin'. Wouldn't need to marinate the little bastard though, would I?
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Post by Tseng on Nov 17, 2006 3:51:01 GMT -5
That no-good can hold more alcohol than a stocked liquor store, I'd caution you to not help yourself to a large serving unless you enjoy revisiting dinner in the wee hours of the morning with a hang over headache even Meteor would have a hard time topping. I don't believe Reno has blood anymore....just pure ethanol running through his veins. You could perhaps tap him and syphon out liqour like you would from a keg. Makes a great addition to any party.
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Post by Captain Cid A. Highwind on Nov 17, 2006 3:57:16 GMT -5
Yeah, but where does one stick the beer tap and... do we really wanna be drinkin' from that? I mean, not only is it straight rocket fuel, but it's probably got some nasty diseases coursin' through 'em, too. Then again, if he was completely saturated with booze, he might just be self sterilizin'. I bet he still has crabs, though since... they live on the outside...
Goddamn it, y'all tricked me into over thinkin' this!!!
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Post by Tseng on Nov 17, 2006 4:32:22 GMT -5
My evil plot to get you to think about Reno in that context has succeeded! Ahahaha! Now....to take over Shin-Ra and then the world! Oh wait...cell phone is going off...
Yes President Rufus? No I didn't say I was going to take over Shin-Ra....no I don't think you're a push over pansy waste.....yes I like my salary the way it is.....no I don't want to sell my body on the street to make ends meet.....yes President Rufus, I understand.....yes, sir, I wont make any more comments about taking over your company.....uh, happy holidays to you too sir.
Er...now where was I....oh yes...my plot to stay employed and be a meek servant is a success!
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Post by Captain Cid A. Highwind on Nov 17, 2006 21:28:31 GMT -5
So... want me to go see Rufus 'bout gettin' your testicles back, guy?
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